Short & Awesome product description

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Hadiah: $15
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Pemenang: JennyCoulson

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I need short and AWESOME descriptions of these socks; 125-200 words:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00HED6SC0/ref=mp_s_a_1_71?qid=1399430973&sr=1-71&pi=SY200_QL40

Overall tone is akin to professional wrestler "smack talk" before a match, with a focus on funny.

For example it should be in the style of the following craigslist posts, and should appeal to men 18 to 35 years old:
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2013/10/check-balls-texas-mans-craigslist-ad-jeep-wrangler/
AND
http://jalopnik.com/i-have-balls-of-steel-therefore-i-must-need-this-jeep-1446129955/1447379497
AND
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/3796206422.html

-The more outrageous the better
-The funnier the better
-No profanity
-Nothing graphically sexual or violent
-Make it provocative but not offensive
-So entertaining I want to send it to my friends.
-The whole point is to have something that could go viral.

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lzuccari
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Thanks, eredd, I'm looking forward to it.
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Thank you everyone who entered. I will be placing a nearly identical contest for another pair of socks very soon and I encourage everyone to enter!
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nxtgenart
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I am preparing....
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amjadaliicp
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I can do this very well
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