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    CA memo menggunakan penerbit aset liferay 6.2. Untuk memudahkan webmaster mengemaskini CA memo ke aset publisher fungsi-fungsi dan kemaskini ckeditor diperlukan

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    ...people who are going to "try it out". No dabblers allowed here. You must be open to getting trained on exactly how our systems and processes work. MUST like having fun and can joke and laugh with the business owers To begin, you must be willing to put a minimum of two hours a day (most work at least 5 hours a day) in on every single weekday. This is a

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    Create a single standalone html page, refer to the marked up attachment.

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    Hi and thank you for considering our project. We are looking for functions like this site but better if possible: [login to view URL] This would include full reputation management for reviews and feedback like what is demonstrated on this site in the reviews section: [login to view URL] We do not want wordpress for this reputation site. Thank you for your best bid.

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    Hi Make me a same online php site wich uses an api to show up content in a new window when user clicks on thumbnails. It must list ...category 1 - sub-page-2=shows category 2 - sub-page-3=shows category 3 - sub-page-4=shows category 4 Php code must contain options for : - numbers of thumbnails to be shown Example will be shown in a private message.

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    I have a device that send data to my server via HTTP POST REQUEST each 10 seconds (i can't change or control the way it send data) so i created a php script ([login to view URL]) which see the data and write them into a file ([login to view URL]) but problem is coz in the body of HTTP REQUEST i see strange characters.(check [login to view URL]) - I contacted the company that created device...

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    ...has spun content (and I check before anything is approved anyway) -I will request either a rewrite or it will be outright declined if it doesn't follow the topic at all- no joke! If you do a good job, your rating will reflect excellent writing skills ranking. Wasting my time with spun material or bad writing will result in me blocking you from any future

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    I have a device that send data to my server via HTTP POST REQUEST each 10 seconds (i can't change or control the way it send data) so i created a php script ([login to view URL]) which see the data and write them into a file ([login to view URL]) but problem is coz in the body of HTTP REQUEST i see strange characters.(check [login to view URL]) - I contacted the company that created device...

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    I need some graphic design. I want a graphic design made for a website just as a template for ideas. I would like someone to send me a website home page mock up with logo. And show the final design on a smart phone screen size and also computer. Thanks Tommy

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    ...different angles (in ply format). As a result of the program, a PLY file must be obtained with a completely reconstructed object. The testing of the program is carried out on the example of the Stendford's rabbit files: [login to view URL] The program can be written in any language, including MatLab. As the basis, the ICL

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    ...expert. The task: fill attached picture with life and apply it to the banking sector (e.g. what happens at the mapping stage, what at the reducer stage). Very specific. One example related to banking only. No theory - practical. Including the code. All in all 2 pages max. This is for a tutorial, not a commercial project. Must be unique....

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    I'm planning to build an affiliate based marketplace with MLM capabilities. Developments might be separated into few phase (kindly advise the best way to do this). Features needed for 1.0: - Seller can login and upload products, price, weight, image, etc. And also revenue share percentage to site owner - Buyer/Seller (user) login has reporting dashboard - Buyer can come, login and make purch...

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    hi, we are looking for awesome web designer who can write responsive html . we have around 8 pages to be designed . we will give u example of how it needs to be done . thank you

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    ...I can have it reprinted. The old one suffered severe water and UV damage and was almost unusable. I have supplied a rough tracing I managed to take from it and supplied an example photo of a the only machine I've seen with redone with this particular background. Attached is a document describing the dimensions that I need, as well as the photos that

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    i want web as like [login to view URL] this

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    I need you to setup a bootstrap wordpress saas looking site to look like this site [login to view URL]

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    Create same wordpress website as example, will send example website link in direct message

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    Create a very basic WPF project showing a list, edit, add, delete item to/from the list. SQL server as database. Show connection string setting and MVVM design pattern example.

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    Looking for the best Android Studio GDPR Example code for an appointment scheduler.

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    Trophy icon Kapernick Hillary Meme Ended

    Please take the cross eyed Hillary photo and make it look like the Colin Kapernick Nike Advert by making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the ...making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the text to the left hand side of Hillary's cross eyed face but also repeat it twice because she is cross eyed. This is the joke of the Meme :-)

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    ...could be our newest Copywriter. Please take the test and find out if you have what it takes to join us! 1. Erectile dysfunction: misery-inducing medical condition or party-joke punch-line? Discuss (in 100 words or less). 2. Find, draw, or otherwise create an image that represents HIV/AIDS. In no more than 10 words, tell us why you chose this image

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    Background removal 157 images leaving them bottomless as the example attached to the dolphin. There is no need to change the color. Adjust to the relief of the images, not cut in a straight line. Sample of some of the images is sent. It is necessary to do a test previously. Deliver in PSD format. PRICE € 32. Estimated time 3 days. The images are delivered

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    We are...and who can setup a demo C-Code project with the s132 softdevice and get it working on Android 7.0, 7.1.1 and 8.0 as well as on iPhones. We are looking for just very basic example code that runs in the nRF52. Here is a link to the DEV Kit: [login to view URL]

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    I need you to develop some softwar...german stock data (BMW, Bayer, Lufthansa and DAX) as csv for example from quandl 2. use the quantopian fetcher to upload and analyse the csv files: [login to view URL] 3. benmark the BMW data against the DAX in quantopian. 4. write a short documentation of example and the steps

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    I would like to have a logo designed for my company. We are a Flo...are a Florida based construction company that specializes in home rehabilitation and remodeling. The name of our company is PLSH, LLC. The acronym for PLSH was originally a joke but customers love it. PLSH Stands for Perfect Little Shit Hole. Please feel free to ask any questions

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    Example of Ldap(s) over ssl is needed in Node js. 3 Milestones 1) Ldaps server nodejs 2) Ldaps client nodejs 3) Docs

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    I need translate game texts to Chinese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files).

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    The goal of the project is to get an example with metric datas which is based on the article : " Performance guarantee for hierarchical clustering " authors : Dasgupta and Long, you can also find this article on line : [login to view URL]~dasgupta/papers/[login to view URL] Deadline is 7th september 2018 This jobs suits to Dataminers, Data scientist

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    its a example propject javascript html

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    I need translate in-game text to Japanese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files). Here is document with all text: [login to view URL]

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    I need you to develop some software for me. I would like this software to be developed for Windows using C or C++. Write me a .exe program - I already have an example from github u need to take this project and adapt it and make better and complete for me -

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    The goal of the project is to get an example with metric datas which is based on the article : " Performance guarantee for hierarchical clustering " authors : Dasgupta and Long, you can also find this article on line : [login to view URL]~dasgupta/papers/[login to view URL] Deadline is 7th september 2018 This jobs suits to Dataminers, Data scientist

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    The goal of the project is to get an example with metric datas which is based on the article : " Performance guarantee for hierarchical clustering " authors : Dasgupta and Long, you can also find this article on line : [login to view URL]~dasgupta/papers/[login to view URL] Deadline is 7th september 2018 This jobs suits to Dataminers, Data scientist

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    We will provide the python library required to engineer features. We have a dataset that will be sent less than 800 row and less than 10 features. Please ping us and we can send you the dataset and the library we would like you to use to build the features.

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    I need someone to photoshop two people riding on an eagle. It's an inside joke with friends, so it wont require much detail, just need it quickly.

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    I planning on starting a music promotion business with the name Mojo and Bob I have a dog named Mojo (see attached pictures). We joke about getting another dog named Bob but we never will so Bob is really an idea or a secret dog friend for Mojo. It feels like it could be a fun name as in Mojo and Bob Present - Trampled By Turtles or Mojo and Bob

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    Hello, I am trying to get quotes from various prefabricated house builders but it is difficult to explain them what I want on phone or via email since I cannot meet them in person, that is why I would like to get it drawn by someone so I can just show them what I want and get a quote.

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    Hello, I need to hire someone who can professionaly make a meeting and marriage website similar to LOVEHABIBI...someone who can professionaly make a meeting and marriage website similar to [login to view URL] ( with adminstration panel of course) so please before you apply, check out the example first, the best price & work I will choose thank you all

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    ...in a clearly readable font. The author's name is not very important and can be small. You'll notice there's a speech bubble coming from the author's name. This is an inside joke for my fans. Please incorporate it somewhere in the design - it doesn't necessarily have to be with the author's name but it makes sense if it is. I hope that's enough to go

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    This is the style of voice we need: [login to view URL] It's for an institutional promo spot that will be used in a website (duration 2:30 minutes or less). I can provide now the text and the video as reference. Please contact me only if you can make that kind of voice. Thanks!

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    ...file and also in vector for clothing prints. we are looking for all kinds of images, slogans,sayings, latest trends etc, categories could be anything, but child designs, funny joke texts, images of popular current trends. we don't want images that are copied , or under copyright elsewhere, this would be ongoing, so we would rehire any freelancer on an

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    I am looking for someone to customise Apples example 'RosyWriterOpenGLRender' (in Swift) to add an overlay image directly to the frame buffer (rather than the standard red RosyWriter filter). For someone familiar with AVFoundation and OpenGL this is probably a very short (few line) modification. I already have the code to generate the overlay

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    Using one of MCDM methods to build real case with all model details

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    App can be downloaded from [login to view URL] Tasks 1: Upgrade it to support BLE advertise and add advertise button 2: Advertise name should be "ourconfig" 3: if one app is in advertise you should be able to select scan from the other and connect UART and transmit characters back and forth until disconnected. 4: 2 tabs/screens with 7 preselectable choices of stored strings to send one i...

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    Looking for original jokes, suitable for all ages. The jokes can not rely on word play/puns (as they will be translated into other languages). Jokes should be short, 1-3 lines. These will be used in a mobile game, to make fun of the various characters. Looking for 3 jokes that make fun of each of the below animals : cat dog rabbit hamster guinea pig This is a total of 3x5=15 short jokes.

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    ...can draw inspiration from- 1. Tushie temp. This is an inside joke where she checks my tushie temperature at night because I tend to get very hot. I usually respond tushie temp at critical level , and then she fans my tushie till tushie temp stabilizes. 2. Jaffar/Giraffe. Inside Joke where she got jaffar from alladin and a giraffe confused, when

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    How are you? I am learning facebook api. As a beginner, I want to login facebook by api using following manual. [login to view URL] I still get error. I screenshot error message and upload it. Please bid if you can help me in a few minutes :)

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    ...could be our newest Copywriter. Please take the test and find out if you have what it takes to join us! 1. Erectile dysfunction: misery-inducing medical condition or party-joke punch-line? Discuss (in 100 words or less). 2. Find, draw, or otherwise create an image that represents HIV/AIDS. In no more than 10 words, tell us why you chose this image

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