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    CA memo menggunakan penerbit aset liferay 6.2. Untuk memudahkan webmaster mengemaskini CA memo ke aset publisher fungsi-fungsi dan kemaskini ckeditor diperlukan

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    i need to get a website with the same charateristic of the one i will leave here as example, hopeing for a similar colors and graphic or better. the website must have a cp who permit to the admin to change all the photos of the object sold, banner photo, description etc, creating promo code with different duration and keywords decided by cp. the website

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    Transcribe Manager 6 hari left
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    ...use of Australian grammar and spelling is imperative. You must be fine in front of a webcam, with an excellent microphone for our meetings. Fluent conversational written English is a must - very important. As you learn this role, there are opportunities to grow into new roles and responsibilities. Previous Experience We are ideally seeking team members

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    Hi prefectworld,BE VERY CAREFUL. THE DUPONT PROJECT IS A SCAM ARTIST. WILL ASK YOU FOR $100 IN i...CAREFUL. THE DUPONT PROJECT IS A SCAM ARTIST. WILL ASK YOU FOR $100 IN iTUNE CARD -- AFTER WASTING 2 HOURS OF YOUR TIME IN A FAKE JOB INTERVIEW ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS. THIS IS NOT JOKE. THEY ARE SCAMMERS. IT JUST HAPPENED TO ME. DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED.

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    We would like to see a working project based on Feathers JS Framework ( Node.js) Please see the file attached ( PDF with requisites and the sample du...RESTful service GET that responses the following JSON ( see pdf) one Upload files service POST - set db value (multi-part form upload with Multer Module) ( see pdf) One Hook example of sanitizing data

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    We are looking for someone to use our theme of [log masuk untuk melihat URL] (Green and White) and create two page design for package data feed with exactly the same design of final page like - also this url [log masuk untuk melihat URL], i would like to upload the first page like an attached word file, this require dummy data field and design please help.

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    Provide an example of how the company has exited certain activities or industries or has exited entirely by selling the company or by merging with another company. Explain why this exit has happened. You will have to find information on the company in the databases: Factiva, Statista, ThomsonOne and/or Amadeus. In the text of the group report you

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    Details are given in the attached zip file.

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    I need three unique t-shirt designs focused on camping ...of my new store promo launch and I need them to be unique and quirky (maybe funny) with illustrations, bold quotes and decent graphics that clearly convey the meaning or the joke. Designs presented on t-shirt mock-ups would be nice, but not required. Please let me know of any other questions.

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    Hi, I am looking for an illustrator to do a series of illustrations similar to the attached example on the following address: [log masuk untuk melihat URL]

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    Hi, I am looking for an illustrator to do a series of illustrations similar to the attached example on the following address: [log masuk untuk melihat URL]

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    Hi, I am looking for an illustrator to do a series of illustrations similar to the attached example on the following address: [log masuk untuk melihat URL]

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    ...theirs, that I will work on after the project is completed. Also I will use my images throughout the sales page instead of theirs. So it will have the same look and feel as the example landing page and sales page but with my text and images used that I can change myself somehow. I want to use the same text formatting/font/size used so that I just need to

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    ...unique jokes and posting them (10 a day); the website to post to be will be given to the winning bidders. 1) Jokes should be unique, can be rewritten as long as the humor of the joke isn't lost. 2) If rewriting, try changing characters, places, scenarios etc. 3) No adult, racist, religions jokes etc.; they should be family friendly. 4) Jokes should have

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    I need a relatively cheap artist to recreate the image attacked below in what ever style they think will fit it best, it is only for a joke so there is no need for hyper detail or even the background for that matter.

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    I need a example code for Android with pocketsphinx, understanding some German words. The app must be able to learn. For example to understand voice with accent. Compiled with Android Studio.

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    We are looking for a website similar to the below example. It will need to have an API link for the customer portal that we will provide. [log masuk untuk melihat URL]

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    We are trying to create an example data base of trips run in a car for the past 3-5 years. We have a set of addresses we would like to use. We want to have the following columns with daily entries. Driver, Odometer start, Odometer stop, Start date&time, Stop date&time, Start Address, Stop Address, Driving Distance, Driving time, Parked time, Travael

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    Go to website and see what this looks like. We attached a screen shot. Its an ac interactive savings calculator HERE IS A LINK TO SEE WHAT WE WANT FOR OUR OWN WEBSITE [log masuk untuk melihat URL]

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    Looking for a FEMALE online personal assistant. Perfect candidate would be an EX CAM GIRL or someone that is open about ad...Bikinis, Corsets. The research needed is to do with design and ideas of adult nature and how they would mainly appeal to women. Please include either a recent photo or tell a joke to show that you actually read the entire post.

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    We have a list of 5000 common English words in MS Excel file. We require you to find the definition and example of those words from the internet or any other source and put it in the excel file. This data will be used in a spelling game. You also need to highlight any inappropriate words like abusive, sexual, offensive words which are not suitable for

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    I need someone to alter some images. I need images to be photoshopped perfectly to white background.

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    I need some graphic design. this design for neon box

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    I need a new website. I need you to design and build my blog.

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    One illustration for Oriental cultural joke is needed. 1/3 A4 size. Paint style. Please bid or contact only if you are specialised in the requested area.

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    Trophy icon Create a simple cartoon strip Tamat left

    I want to create a short and simple comic strip featuring two main characters, a man named Jeff and a man named Justin. This is a joke about what happened last Christmas assembling Jeff's kids Christmas gift. This should be made of cartoon charactertures of the real people, use the text below and provide a backdrop that makes sense for each scene.

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    I have a some money to get rid of in my Freelancer account. This is just a small project for a comedy joke but if you do a good job we can build a relationship and I'll have more work for you in the future. This is my first time using this site. I need one set of subtitles to come up when the women speaks and another set of subtitles in a different

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    I need to put in information: like calories and such on adobe illustrator file. the information will be extracted from notes i will give to you. i already have .ai file designed. you job is jus to input new inforamtion

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    Hello, Per our discussion. Please build out the flutter joke app.

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    I need the following job completed in under 48 hours (by Monday @ 12PM, Noon CST in US). This should take someone good with macros under an hour I assume.. Make a excel macro/program that I can use in the future for clients that does the following…and use the sample sheet (attached) as proof it works. If the sheet cannot handle the exceptions, at least I need the sample sheet to be corre...

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    Two images, two separate vectors (.ai). 1) NEO logo...jpg as shown on the shirt with the boy. It will print black only. Create black on transparent. 2) Find actual font or re-create from image brandi.jpg. The "k" in the word "joke" needs the little point improved. Create in black on transparent. Please indicate when you can have these finished by.

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    I need code which uses ReactJS on the front end, NodeJS on the back end and a local MySQL database. The client will talk to the NodeJS server and write a value to the database table. I need instructions on how this is done and the code needs to run on my Windows 7 machine.

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    I need a new website. I need you to design and build a website like https://scrolller.com.

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    Jojo Merch Tamat left

    We are looking for people that love anime and mange and are fans (or know how to find fans..) of the Jojo...merch of Jojo's that we design ourselves. The designs are not the standard Jojo images you see on other websites. Our merch always include a beautiful image + internal fan joke. The result is an original meme that no Jojo fan can leave behind.

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    ...The Colorado Guitar and Artist Showcase is intentionally named to utilize the acronym "GAS" which in guitar player parlance stands for "Guitar Acquisition Syndrome", an inside joke (I've got GAS!!) which does not necessarily need to be emphasized in the logo, but understand that it was done on purpose in case the opportunity to incorporate the double meaning

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    Consider the design of a database for a web site of jokes. Each joke is identified by a unique joke ID, a title, a description of the joke, the date the joke is posted, and a list of tags (each tag is a single word in lower cases). Only registered users can post, read, comment on jokes. Each registered user is identified by a user ID, a password, a

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    we need social channel and email or phone number or contact form to their website. just some way to get in touch I would like around 500

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    we need social channel and email or phone number or contact form to their website. just some way to get in touch I would like around 500

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    ...existing Java-based server project which would need to connect to an API which is running on AppSync in AWS. To speed up development, we would like to find someone to implement example reference code on how to do this connection. Features to be demonstrated - Queries - Mutations - Subscriptions Existing Java project uses Maven as its build tool. Can

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    ... You must be fine in front of a webcam, with an excellent microphone for our meetings. Fluent conversational written English important however for the right creative person we may be able to resolve with primarily written english.. As you learn this role, there are opportunities to grow into new roles and responsibilities. Previous Experience We

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    ...upskill, upgrade, upsell, upsell help existing and new clients. You must be fine in front of a webcam, with an excellent microphone for our meetings. Fluent conversational English is a must - very important. As you learn this role, there are opportunities to grow into new roles and responsibilities. Previous Experience We are ideally seeking team members

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    My Twitch Channel (ShayK47) has a running joke with LUBE. Yes lube. haha! So I want my Badges based on LUBE. I will include my current emote, but I did them myself and they are poor quality and do not look great when on twitch as such a small size. So the key to this project is simplicity to create high quality. Uploaded Files: Current Images: I have

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    We have an in joke in my circle of friends about how pine gap isn’t a spy base, it’s a secret underground boatin lake. Therefore I would like to make a logo for the fictional “pine gap yacht club”. I’m thinking some combination of nautical flags that either spells something, or has lots of white circles (to represent the radomes). Or possibly something

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    Looking for experienced React/Redux developer to implement Drop functionality using provided code example ([log masuk untuk melihat URL]) Code already has React DnD references and implements dragging. Missing piece is re-rendering dropped event in the target cell. Using hardcoded JSON instead of real API responses is accepted, but complete Redux

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    Looking for experienced React/Redux developer to implement Drop functionality using provided code example ([log masuk untuk melihat URL]) Code already has React DnD references and implements dragging. Missing piece is re-rendering dropped event in the target cell. Using hardcoded JSON instead of real API responses is accepted, but complete Redux

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    Looking for experienced React/Redux developer to implement Drop functionality using provided code example ([log masuk untuk melihat URL]) Code already has React DnD references and implements dragging. Missing piece is re-rendering dropped event in the target cell. Using hardcoded JSON instead of real API responses is accepted, but complete Redux

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    I want to know if you can make an app for spy the smartphones my sons and wife. Example how the app could work, 1. I send a link to my wife with a foto or video 2. My wife open the url and watch the photo but the same time i install an total hidden app automatically in her smartphone. 3. Now i can: Read whatsapp messages, facebook messages,chronology

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    I need a thoughtful and impressive article written about importance of long term relationship. It has become a bit of joke for everyone including a lot of clients to write about ' i want to have a long term relationship' but they never follow / mean it almost ridiculing the actual importance it has. As always I make a honest effort to establish a truly

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