Graphics artist needed for website pictures (10). Stock photos and description will be provided. Artist should create pictures based on description Pictures are to be printed on boxes Artist should be creative and have a sense of humor
Looking for a funny / create people to share post/ video everyday with some creative caption on Facebook to promote my page.
...UX stack, so you have to be comfortable working in grayscale, focusing on function and interactions. **Insert this line on top of your application "A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not good." This will get you a bonus point. ** You will get a low-fidelity wireframe that you will want to quickly prototype in-browser, so
I have many cool quotes to put on t-shirts. The Quotes and images should have an ironic spin to them. (Note the Company logo...) Ill be awarding multiple entries!!! So just do the best you can and please don't compare to anything you have seen before, and especially not to the other designers entries. JUST DO YOU. ;) There should be an image and the quote to match! Below are the quot...
...with our potential customers You must be with knowledge in marketing and psychology behind the words (strong words that aim to actions etc..) Portfolio is a MUST Native English and perfect grammar is a MUST! Example that we liked and very similar to our commercial in terms of way of delivering the message: [log masuk untuk melihat URL]
Complete my website [log masuk untuk melihat URL] its 90% done, some backend part for creating app is pending, need it to finish it ASAP. Its developed using: Codeigniter 3 Budget: 1000 INR More detail will be discuss to selected person
...equipment that's not to your 100% Satisfaction, we will send another team to rectify it. Additionally, we will write you a cheque for $250.00 for the inconvenience. #6 "No Joke 100% Satisfaction Guarantee" Logo Needed that represents our “100% Satisfaction Guarantee” When it comes to Satisfaction it's nearly impossible to please everyone. But that
I want to edit the last scene of the Dark Knight from batman and create my own funny video. I want to faceswap Batman's face with Jerome Powell's and faceswap Lt. Gordon's with Donald Trump. Also want to faceswap Harvey Dent with Ben Bernanke. Additionally I would slightly edit some of the script in order for the script to match the personnel changes
Hello, I need a logo for my brand. Here is the style I am looking for: [log masuk untuk melihat URL] The pictures are not from me. If you can re-create this style then send me a message :) I would love to see a sample or an example from you in this style so if you have please send me as well :)
We have 3M+ Facebook Followers So we are Searching for Video makers who work with us
Hi guys, I want especially unique, funny, explanation, compilation or if you believe that original yes original videos around 10 to 15 minutes of videos. I will use these videos on my youtube channel.
I need Best Urdu writer who can create best funny drama scripts in urdu for my youtube videos.
I need a logo designed. My company’s name is Down for the Paws We sell pet related apparel and accessories that are funny and edgy with proceeds going to support animal rescue groups. I am looking for a logo that fits us and our company goals
... Sustaino: His is the real super hero of the team. Is is strong and smart. He uses as his primary color the main color for our organisation: 72130c 2. Comedo. This is the funny guy who brings comedy to the situation. Whenever others are sad or serious, he can make them laugh. His primary color is ff9900 Please submit these and we will select the best
...way that he won't be able to refute the evidence. Feel free to be comedic and over-the-top: this is only meant to be a joke, after all. However, an approach of seriousness may also be quite humorous since the context is already a funny context. I would like the bidder to be a fan of My Little Pony (the television show) so that they can already be well-versed
...[log masuk untuk melihat URL] The input files are here: [log masuk untuk melihat URL] Such specimen is too skinny and rather ugly, even scary. Since this will be used in an elaborate joke, it needs to have a funny look. https://www.freelancer.com/pro
I am looking to get tshirts made for a work trip. We have this ongoing joke how Schaumburg(where our office is) is only made up of chain restaurants. I wanted to get a cartoon image made (and eventually put on a t shirt)representing a handful of chain restaurants in schaumburg similar to the attached image.
...resolution version of this available. I'm looking for someone to recreate this at a higher resolution. I'm not looking for a pixel perfect recreation just something that gets the joke across and is similar in style to the original - corner cutting is allowed. My very limited ImageJ measuring puts it at around 20x26 inches but I'm not the expert. Ideally
Im looking for a funny females 40th Birthday design that I can use to print on a beer koozie. It needs to be single color cymk, vector, editable, transparent background and in .pdf format. Below is the info for the birthday girl: Name: Marina Birthdate: 1/29/1979 For anyone that doesn't know what a beer koozie is, I have attached an image.
We need a professional animation maker who can make videos like serial chota bheem and shin chan. We required to make comdey skits like 1)make jokes of 2) joke junkies We need a realistic animation of humans. We also need a tutorial videos how you make videos.
Make these people look older and put them in nightgowns and robes. Funny picture. Make me laugh
I need a fluent speaker of English, preferably Native or Bilingual to write articles for an upcoming website. I will share the topics, keywords and other details with the best writer. The writer must show experience in writing about looking for jobs, online writing job opportunities and applying for jobs. They must also have knowledge of SEO, Keyword
Weird Christmas gift requires an illustration of a medie...illustration of a medieval court style scene with monkeys and cats along with our family's faces included in medieval garb (me, girlfriend and baby). Weird I know but an inside joke! Looking for either a photo shop or proper illustration. Will provide more detailed instructions upon request!
I'd like a funny and dynamic video that show a carousel of dishes and activity in the kitchen of this restaurant. i'll give you pics, video and music. need within 1 day. budget is 8-9 euro. please write in your brief ''hello mayaa''.
CREATE ASTRODOG The goal of this challenge is to represent the accessories being sold on a small website as ones that will stay with them for life. They are not disposable, but will be treasured and faithful - like beloved dog who is a friend. We need: A picture of Astrodog with his owner. His owner is using a Telescope (Suggest a refractor or a reflector - must be recognisable). Perha...
...Spa & Salon Luxury Jewelry Antique jewelry & restoration Watches (both Men & Women) Child care (Day Care) Inspirational & motivational quotes Funny RSS Feeds 1. youtube videos & channels 2. pinterest jokes 3. joke of the day We know that this is not a difficult job. we figure someone who is doing social media regularly has knowledge of such rss feed. please
As a joke Christmas present for a friend I'd like an illustration of my friend as a superhero cartoon character in the style of ''Anpanman"(!) However, rather than being made of bread the character should have skewers of Chicken Satay for arms and legs (I know, it's weird). A picture of my friend is attached, he should be wearing this outfit, with
...easily and want heaps of work throughout the year then you are perfect! I need people with a sense of humour ideally, as I want my brand presence to be: funny/in touch/hardcore (with an emphasis on funny). I'm in the process of finding a social media manager - all you would have to do is come up with the ads and pass the material to the manager (and
I need help putting our faces on some funny images for our Holiday card this year. I really want it to look realistic and professional. Please only respond if you have experience in this. Thank you!
Hello, we have 7 cinema movies á 1 - 1.5 min and we need to replace the heads with the heads from our team to make a funny video for our company christmas party. We need the final video files latest on 29.11.2018 20 pm - Picture Name is the name of the video: 1.Thor-Dimitrios Pashalidis-Szene (2)-stripe: Replace Thor head with Dimitrios head,
...into the family Christmas card. I supplied a few photos of my two boys, cut and pasted them onto a great picture of the Santa sitting in this big fancy chair. They also put funny frowns on their faces. I supplied examples of the last few years to get an idea of what the result I am looking for is. This year I want to have something unique again. I
Hello freelancers, Today we need a funny logo, We want a big whale, smiling and smoking a cigar, wearing the uncle sam hat and holding a glass of mojito. The name of the bar should be written around : LE CAFÉ FUMANT Regards, ADN Trading
I am doing a presentation in 12 hours about the funny stories of my life. the story is me going from an Indian guy with a typical IT job to a traveller and then opening a backpackers hostel.I have the stories, i need to brainstorm with someone how they should be told and presented I will need someone with creative humor writing help and good ppt skills
This is a simple project. All you need to do...my wordpress site: [log masuk untuk melihat URL] There are 67 categories, found on the left side. Each joke is an article. No need to add images. You must copy the title, the joke, place it in the right category and add at least 4 tags. You'll take the tags from the title of the joke. There are about 6700 jokes / articles.