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    need funny diehard images funny pics funny short gifs need to be hilarious and die hard laughing

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    Write viral content about wtf facts, interesting facts, life hacks, celebrity facts, funny facts. The articles must contain like 10 wtf facts about banana's you didnt know. You have to make the reader curious about it. The articles need to be adding value to the reader his life so he might wanna share it on facebook.

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    ...emphasize certain muscles or features that make them famous. . This will be used for a humorous children’s book (for 4 to 9 year old children), that kids will enjoy because of the funny drawings / cartoons and colors used; and parents will enjoy because they know the people represented in the cartoons. An example of a cartoon that achieves this with a famous

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    ...hours of receiving link to files. 3. MUST have fast internet, Download + Upload speeds of at least 15Mb 4. MUST speak English VERY well 5. MUST have a good sense of HUMOUR and the ability to use Editing to make parts funny/funnier! 6. MUST have common sense and the 7. MUST know how to cut down raw footage to a nice fast paced video (no dead

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    I would like to create a picture similar to this one: [login to view URL] Using link as a character (from legend of zelda) - Use either this image: [login to view URL] or one of your own! Here are the pic to use: [login to view URL] Good luck!

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    ...Details: ->The polar bear sigil described above should be used in the middle ->The house name should be "HOUSE TOBAL" ->The house motto should be "BRING ME PIE" (this is an inside joke) What I Need: ->A file with just the sigil in vector*, .psd and .jpeg (very high quality) format ->A file with the poster in vector*, .psd and jpeg (very high quality) ...

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    ...Duration of briefing should be between 15-30mins (exclude demo). - Every slides should include a script for the presenter (me). Bonus to have make it fun and include a bit of joke... i will try to read it word for word.... Content should focus on: 1) Quick intro to Cyber Security - Cyber threat landscape, wars are shifting towards cyber (eg. reason

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    I need video which is funny you can use 3d or 2d animation to create a short video. I want it to include a clean joke like advertising for a store saying all the negative things about the store like buy one get one less offer, think about the store before yourself or an airline which says we have 0 percent success rate. Ride us and never come back

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    The Funny Text Tamat left

    This website was a funny entertainment webpage. The website including more comedy and funny videos.

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    [login to view URL] i want video like this or something similar or a brand new idea i can pay 50 dollars

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    ...2. MUST be able to deliver finished video within 24 hours of receiving link to files. 3. MUST have fast internet, Download + Upload speeds of at least 15Mb 4. MUST speak English VERY well 5. MUST know how to cut down raw footage to a nice fast paced video (no dead space, long pauses or repetitive/boring parts) 6. MUST reply within a few hours of receiving

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    ...2. MUST be able to deliver finished video within 24 hours of receiving link to files. 3. MUST have fast internet, Download + Upload speeds of at least 15Mb 4. MUST speak English VERY well 5. MUST know how to cut down raw footage to a nice fast paced video (no dead space, long pauses or repetitive/boring parts) 6. MUST reply within a few hours of receiving

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    Heya, I am looking for a video editor that will help me to create a funny video. The video would essentially be the same as the one below but in another niche: [login to view URL] (you can also Google it "Donald Trump Says Billions And Billions And Billions"). I estimate the video to last only about 1-2 minutes. Thank you

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    Trophy icon I need some Graphic Design Tamat left

    I need some artwork d...(standard font set). I have the logos that need to go on the design already made. Examples of such back patches can be found online easily. The second patch design is kind of a joke design for a team member of mine in brazilian jiu jitsu. Basically I want a design of a squirrel in a kimono with "Squirrel BJJ" on the design.

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    video making Tamat left

    i want create joke video for my app

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    Neep android mobile app like Samosa, roposo, funny jokes, status Quotations, whatsapp status shares. anybody already developed the app, those only reply... remaining all developers who can start from the scratch keep silent, we have developers we can do...

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    1st EA: What needs to be done: (1) Check if the functionality of look at bull's lows only and look at bear's high only is...plus if a freelancer is capable of communicating VOIP on freelance's website or any free voice apps such as Skype,faceebok, gmail, or whatsapp. "I'm broke and it aint no joke," with only $60 as a budget for this project.

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    Trophy icon Build a logo Tamat left

    I need a logo for an annual camping trip that me and my buddies go on every year. As a joke, we loosely refer to ourselves as "The Firm" and the annual camping trip as "The Offsite". This year, the trip is to Asulkan Hut. Attached are two very amateur logos I made using Squarespace software ****** Update: I would like a Sasquatch featured, wearing

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    Search about funny story for kids

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    Draw 3 x funny cartoon characters - 3 funny cats. The funniest artist will join our team. Your job will be to provide ***hilarious facial expressions**** - you need to make adults laugh. But keep it cute. No human bodies. Try to make the cat bodies as unique as possible. THE WINNER WILL BE THE PERSON WHO CAN DRAW THE FUNNIEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, not

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    Search about funny story for kids

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    that's not a joke. i'm a newcomer to python programming and need help structuring it for my project. the script works fine, but the execution of the programming structure is weak. the task is to insert classes and functions and to implement common software development standards. The goal is to simplify the further development for future projects

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    We need a SEO Expert to rank better for our Online Shop [login to view URL] Our objective is to increase the customers and sales Please give me some ideas about the strategy, Send us the detailed proposal and quotation, how you can achieve above objective

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    Hello, i am in need of a cheap editor who can produce a funny video within the video i will be sending i already have an idea of what i need and just need someone to put it all together

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    Trophy icon logo for snowmobile club Tamat left

    Im in search of a logo for our parody snowmobile club. Our club is...logo I would like Meadow Mulisha and Steamboat springs, Co above and below or around the logo . I would like a image of a snowmobile making a turn in a meadow. This is a fun joke club so I would like the logo to be a bit cheesy. colors im thinking just black and white for the image .

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    Trophy icon A simple GIF image Tamat left

    What is needed is an animated GIF showing a female figure of "Death" in a red cloth. The figure is "moving" (i.e. levitating)and cutting off (male huma...face and should reach about 10 centimeters (if real-height) under her shoulders. [Yes I do realize that this definition is very very vague] That's just about it. This is a joke-gift for a friend.

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    ...people who are going to "try it out". No dabblers allowed here. You must be open to getting trained on exactly how our systems and processes work. MUST like having fun and can joke and laugh with the business owers To begin, you must be willing to put a minimum of two hours a day (most work at least 5 hours a day) in on every single weekday. This is a

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    Round 2 is now closed

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    hello I need a 5 minute hindi original funny video , vines group story any type of video (Removed by Freelancer.com Admin)

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    ...article is mostly a: "did you know?" piece which is focusing on: “Who is SNAT and the SPPF”. Standard paragraph format with no special markings needed. Must be original content written in first (or even third) person about the "SPPF: Syndicat des Perceurs Professionnels Français" and the: "SNAT" - [login to view URL] Important: The speci...

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    I need a logo designed. Smart Ass Toys is company name. Use a donkey in it. The city and state that needs to be on it is Glen Rose, TX

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    Hi I need some efficient and experienced video script writer for comedy videos. it should be funny and appealing and should be written in hindi pronunciation but English words. it is a long term project

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    ...provide high quality work. **** Send a link to your best work proving you can draw funny facial expressions on characters. You must show at least 3 pieces of work. I cannot respond if you don't send a link. This job is to join the social media team drawing funny facial expressions for animal characters designed by the team. If you want to win this

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    i need a YouTube chanel funny scripts writer long term . writer have good skills in funny ,vines,life short story writer

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    Original Drawn pictures for children’s book. Must be able to finish project in 2 weeks or less. Please be funny and have a great imagination!

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    ...emphasize certain muscles or features that make them famous. This will be used for a humorous children’s book (for 4 to 9 year old children), that kids will enjoy because of the funny drawings / cartoons and colors used; and parents will enjoy because they know the people represented in the cartoons. An example of a cartoon that achieves this with a famous

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    i need a YouTube short funny story [login to view URL] is long term relationship with the right candidate. apply with previous record

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    Trophy icon Kapernick Hillary Meme Tamat left

    Please take the cross eyed Hillary photo and make it look like the Colin Kapernick Nike Advert by making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the ...making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the text to the left hand side of Hillary's cross eyed face but also repeat it twice because she is cross eyed. This is the joke of the Meme :-)

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    ...could be our newest Copywriter. Please take the test and find out if you have what it takes to join us! 1. Erectile dysfunction: misery-inducing medical condition or party-joke punch-line? Discuss (in 100 words or less). 2. Find, draw, or otherwise create an image that represents HIV/AIDS. In no more than 10 words, tell us why you chose this image

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    Trophy icon Company logo design Tamat left

    I would like to have a logo designed for my company. We are a Flo...are a Florida based construction company that specializes in home rehabilitation and remodeling. The name of our company is PLSH, LLC. The acronym for PLSH was originally a joke but customers love it. PLSH Stands for Perfect Little Shit Hole. Please feel free to ask any questions

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    I need translate game texts to Chinese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files).

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    hello to thee writer-people ! we are a small design studio from germany and we are currently starting to get into gamedesign. our first project is an adventure game. so far so good , we are going to adept the "a guy from todays time lands on king arthurs court" thing. it has been done many times : a yankee from connecticut at king arthur's court (mark twain) army of darkness (the...

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    I need translate in-game text to Japanese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files). Here is document with all text: [login to view URL]

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    Hi there We would like help for a piece of writing we have called “250 date ideas for men” The purpose of the document is to be quite funny and also factual. It needs to act as a manual for our subscribers. As a lot of the information is already online on other websites and we can share this with freelancer. We will also give the freelancer a

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    I need someone to photoshop two people riding on an eagle. It's an inside joke with friends, so it wont require much detail, just need it quickly.

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo Tamat left

    I planning on starting a music promotion business with the name Mojo and Bob I have a dog named Mojo (see attached pictures). We joke about getting another dog named Bob but we never will so Bob is really an idea or a secret dog friend for Mojo. It feels like it could be a fun name as in Mojo and Bob Present - Trampled By Turtles or Mojo and Bob

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    ...emphasize certain muscles or features that make them famous. This will be used for a humorous children’s book (for 4 to 9 year old children), that kids will enjoy because of the funny drawings / cartoons and colors used; and parents will enjoy because they know the people represented in the cartoons. An example of a cartoon that achieves this with a famous

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    ...in a clearly readable font. The author's name is not very important and can be small. You'll notice there's a speech bubble coming from the author's name. This is an inside joke for my fans. Please incorporate it somewhere in the design - it doesn't necessarily have to be with the author's name but it makes sense if it is. I hope that's enough to go

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    I am looking for a person who knows how to edit videos to create videos of compilations for a fan page about scuba diving and snorkeling. I need the videos to be viral. It is the most important thing.

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