Hello freelancers... Listen carefully. I'm offering $2/500 words writing and $1/500 words rewriting. I'm not here to joke. Work has to pass copyscape 100% and be creative. I will ask for a sample before awarding. Successful candidate gets longterm work. This project is for 50-100 articles and I dont need excuses at all serious bids only. Awarding shortly
I need to create a funny video - using exisiting YouTube song with someone else's face - just for a comedy. It is short less than 1 minute ( around 30 - 60 seconds max) - just a small budget project does not have to be perfect Bit like the following to give you an idea.. [login to view URL]
looking for fortnightly or weekly mailchimp designer for our existing customers to 'be in there face' we have a theme of sending a weekly 'joke' with the specials giving it some substance. We're looking for: *Professional *Bright design *creative ideas show me your first design, if i like it we'll be ongoing business, what we sell: Toner & Ink,
We are looking for some shirt designs. We are a smokehouse and we are wanting to do up some shirts with cool designs as well as bbq puns and dad joke type stuff. We have two different logos that can be incorporated if possible but dont need to be the feature, Its all about the design.
...country, learn "British Speak" and travel by driving a small car or taking public transport with the ease of a Brit. From dining to the British class system, British culture and English homes and dinner parties, this is the guide to everything British. "Mark Pitt is to British Tourism what the Germans were to holiday camps, 1939-1945." Bob Weinstein, NY
...see attached example (note this quality of this image is not very good). Please have fun with this, the funnier the better! :)My website is [login to view URL] SEE ATTACHED FUNNY AD EXAMPLE WITH KIDS PLAYING... The product should be included on the image. as attached, you can cut out the bag front design. I would like to work with the winner more
I'm looking for a funny pattern or design that I can put on a T-shirt to sell that has to do with the Keto diet. -Needs to focus on the Ketogenic diet. -Needs to be funny & unique. -The final design will need to be a 4500px by 5700px image suitable to send to the printing company. There may be more then one winner.
The freelancer, should make an animated gif as the attached examples. Is a parody to tinder app, the freelancer will use images of ugly or dangerous people (prisoners), men and women. The name of the application will be Thinder, and the user in the gif will always put "no"
Hello, We're developing a personal twitter account for a client who dabbles in IT and Marketing related ventures. The client hails from India. We're looking for funny, original and meaningful tweets for the same. No controversial tweets needed. In your bid, please provide a couple sample tweets. Your asking price for 100 tweets to start with. And
if you are good to write scripts for short making short movies, prank . please bid i want a very talented script writer who write funny jokes ,prank ,short films, education jokes for my website
I want to design a business logo for my business cards. It should advertise my company "Living Joke Entertainment" and my brand "Nice Guy, Nasty". You see I am a Stand Up Comic and I practice a new, particular, unique style of Comedy that I call "Nice Guy, Nasty". The idea is I appear on stage plain, ordinary and I appear as just an average, everyday
we're sending weekly emails via mail chimp, the content of the email is 1. 1 or 2 or 3 specials of the week (either on Office printers or Toner & Ink) 2. a 'Joke' of the week 3. some interesting information about printers and photocopiers like a guide or standard info I'm looking to hire someone long term with a 'nice' taste, has to be professional
I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. A professional looking android app with admin panel I want a joke app with Admin panel 1 banner in app Basic app logo Ui Admob integration Social media link And share option Budget of all :900rs only
I need an Android app. I already have a design f...need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. i need a joke app to bulid and i will tell you about its design and also it will need to have a lot of Jokes and Catogary. it need to have a favourite options, copy options and share joke option mine budget is fix 500 INR
We are an american football league and we are looking for a fun/funny cartoon drawing/illustration to go with our joke. Please design a simple fun/funny drawing/cartoon based on the following joke: Q: What did the american football coach say to the broken candy vending machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Perhaps a drawing of an american football
MUSICALLY LIKE APP(CHECK IOS APP FOR DEMO) 1- Need ANDROID & IOS APP With web ADMIN to manage all things 2- Full source and rights ( you wont...your other projects) 3- MILESTONES: First after BACKEND & ANDROID APP(60%) and second after IOS APP(40%) NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 2, No Joke only professionals apply
musically like app 1- Need ANDROID & IOS APP With web ADMIN to manage all things 3- Full source and rights ( you wont able to sell to others and al...use in your other projects) 4- two mile stones First after backend & android app and second after ios app NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 3, No Joke only professionals apply
I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love
I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...
I need 50 different funny pictures of a unicorn with different movements, gestics and assesoires. The pictures have to be provided in a .png format. And the unicorn need o be released on a transparent background.
...different situations for an additional fee. (All goats doing funny or human activities). For inspiration you can search for John Lund edited animal photos to see some ideas. Photos can have a single goat or multiple goats in them but it must be goats. Goat breed does not matter. Photos should be funny but at first glance make the person looking at them wonder
Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published
...there are 2000 members on the forum. I have the world record fastest Polaris Slingshot and it is white and black. I happen to be 6' 3" tall and 350 pounds. So there is a running joke when people say that they have something faster being built or just [in a fun way] give me a hard time about anything on the forum I say. They call it "poking the panda bear"
Read before Bid - NO FRESHERS OR FREELANCERS - ONLY COMPANIES 1- need exact musically app ANDROID & IOS 2- BACKEND to manage everything 3- Full s...and second after ios app Must check what technology(function they are using for them to understand better. NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 3, No Joke only professionals apply
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$
Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're
...budget of Rs. 1.5 per question. Subjects available:- Maths, Science, GK, English Grammar. You choose the subject to want & fill sheets as attached below. I'm attaching three files. One as empty sheet, one as completed sheet & the third one as the instruction manual. Joke bids will be ignored. Please write 'I get that' when you begin your proposal
...project for a client and need a couple dozen letters written. Heres the fun part, they need "fuck You" type letters. What do I mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with the following topics
Comedy writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring
Hello, I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the
I need a new website. I need you to design and build my blog. please bid your final and minimum amount, I don't have big budget for this. and also I need premium template to be used to make blog website.
as per the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something