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    ...following: • Multiple topic headings (as given in the attached doc) • A brief, simple description about the topic • The list of all functions for each topic or object • A clear explanation of each function, in simple layman’s terms • Around 1-5 examples for each topic (depending upon complexity) • Around 1-4 unsolved problems for each topic (depending upon complexity) • At least 3 programming jokes (preferably related to the chapter) • At least 3 programming quotes • At least 2 of anecdote/story/interesting history about that chapter (for example, if it’s a file class then any story or history about what led to its creation, or some kind of news/life situation because of which some changes were made in that clas...

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    Mr. name is Darryl and I'm the author of the book "How to Master the Art of Getting Amazing Five Star Reviews" available in print, eBook, and Audiobook version. The book(s) is a lead magnet to a full system to help small businesses greatly improve and enhance their 4 and 5 star reputation online. Part of the sales funnel for this project is to contact small business owners directly to offer them a FREE copy of the introductory eBook and Audiobook in exchange for their contact information (email address). The second goal is to aggressively offer the business owner a discounted copy of the complete 5-star development program, printed book, or Full Version eBook. I am looking for an agency in Philippines that can provide agents between level 3 and level 5 (with 5 bein...

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    I want to hire an android app developer for making a basic app informative app like shayari apps or jokes app

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    i want devlope one android app like jokes

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    I want to measure the rotations of a magnet near a 3-axis magnetometer and do some simple processing to it. THIS IS A PURELY FUNCTIONAL SINGLE-USER APP. It does not need to be pretty, or even very user-friendly. PROBLEM Imagine a magnet mounted inside a ball, so it can rotate randomly in any orientation. ... like a cylindrical magnet stuffed into an orange. As the orange rotates, the 3-axis magnetometer senses rough sinusoids, each going through a maximum and minimum as the ball rotates. I need these 3 input signals resolved to a single rotation... because I want to know how the ball is rotating as listed below. The overall magnitudes (s) will increase and decrease as the ball moves closer and further from the phone, but I don't care about these values. I...

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    i need help design and simulate an axial-flux permanent-magnet synchronous generator. and modify my report for this same design.

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    GOODN3RDS TV Tamat left

    This is a family showing of skits, comedy, laughter, short films, pranks, jokes and family fun things. We just started . youtube and would like a cool, nerdy logo that represents my nerdy family. "The GOODN3RDS" We would like the logo appear as an animated look with movement. We would like it appealing to the audience/viewers eyes. Thank you Goodn3rds Family

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    ...offered mostly for young race drivers (aged 10-15). I have build a sales funnel with lead magnet, tripwire product and so on. It is live and running, I have some results. Ad clicks are good, Opt in rates are good, but there comes the problem: teenagers doesn't seem to open emails. I'm in need of somebody who takes a closer look at my sales funnel (I've prepared a chart flow for it), and provides feedback on how to correct email opens or what else to go with (chatbots, Instagram, etc.) I would prefer an online chat after the sales funnel is understood by you. Important! I need someone who can pay attention and not give general answers ("Write better content" etc.) Valuable feedback, like the lead magnet should rather be.... or the tripwire produ...

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    preciso que crie um script protetor de links adsense. precisa ser igual ou melhor que o desse site, favor verificar a url de download do link Magnético " Need an adsense link protector script. needs to be equal to or better than the site of this, please check a url download link magnet " The idea of the project: I have a movie blog and I want to create a link protector, just like the example I'm going to show you this site works with magnetico torrent link, the shortcuts system of this site, encrypt the magnetic link, play the link to another blog where you have a link shortener that forces the click ads adsense. if you update the link of the blog that

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    The image and text that are attached is what I want put onto the cover of a DVD image. I would like the DVD cover image upright and the DVD image of the case slightly open, casting a slight shadow. I would like the image I've attached to be on the front cover of the DVD image. I would like the text to look elegant and pleasant. I will be uploading the finished image to my site, this image is for my free gift on my squeeze page, so I need it to look appealing. Thanks.

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    i need 6 difrent signs for difrent spechlties an licensed electrician cctv intercom and alarms systems technition evry sign need to have alogo and one word its in hebrew so please consider befor biding the atchmaent is something close to the ideal

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    ...navegador junto com a url do protetor de link. Para informações detalhadas segui o protetor de links, preciso que fique igual ou se possivel melhor: (site que contem o protetor de link em questão) o protetor de links do projeto deve ficar igual a esse ou se possivel melhor. OBS Final: Peço que faça um debug nesse protetor de link acima para melhor explicação. magnet link default url magnet:?xt=urn:btih:211b6008de799f8956e7a293b4b578d2700c9bb3&dn=Marvel%20-%20O%20Justiceiro%202017%20-%201%c2%aa%20Temporada%20Completa%20%5bWEB-DL%5d%20WWW.BLUDV.COM&tr=udp%3a%2f%%3a2720%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftorr...

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    I want to hire some one to redesign my wordpress website to be elegant and neat : i'm thinking in one page theme but main objective of the site will be devided to the following sections: 1- Architecture services 2- Home decore affiliate products 3- Crypto currency Mining 4- Passive income blog this...services 2- Home decore affiliate products 3- Crypto currency Mining 4- Passive income blog this is what i'm thinking, also i'll need to redesign the following page : which include mining GPU list i want some thing better than this page off course i want to add google ad sense in every page of my website and adding traffic magnet to 4 divisions copy rights of the website theme to be

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    Our space board game board has been lovingly drawn at full size with pen and paper. A hi-res scan is available for your reference. We need a professional designer to design the game-board in Illustrator using our supplied fonts, colourways, 'mood board' and text. We then need the resulting image to be exported as a print-ready CMYK image at 500x900mm, 300dpi. It would be ide...lovingly drawn at full size with pen and paper. A hi-res scan is available for your reference. We need a professional designer to design the game-board in Illustrator using our supplied fonts, colourways, 'mood board' and text. We then need the resulting image to be exported as a print-ready CMYK image at 500x900mm, 300dpi. It would be ideal if you are a Star Trek fan as there are a lot of...

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    ...good at making MEMES/photoshop images. I'm paying 2$ for 1 photoshop/MEME creation, for example: Ideally you will be UFC fan as well and you would understand what are the jokes about to make them even better quality. The way this would work is I will be explaining you what needs to be done, you would do it and I would release the payment after every time from the milestone that we can set. We can do a long term business as I will need the content created every day. If you don't have any MEMES/Photoshoped work inside your porfolio please provide me with some demo when

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    non native writer's english needs polishing into native UK english. no jokes, no, it is not polish enough! seeking elegant english writing style, almost snobbish, senior language, not kids talk. writer must be of certain age - translations and text proofing companies are NOT WELCOME. I am a writer who seeks this assistance in permanence and this could become a long term professional relationship.

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    is a private site they are adverting there torrents on like this I would like the freelancer to do the same job for me please thanks thanks so much I only want a coder that knows about torrent sites and knows about search engine that when i upload my torrent ends up there......you must have that experience i am a private site not an open site.....the links i just showed you what private sites have done please do that for mine thanks......please

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    is a private site they are adverting there torrents on like this I would like the freelancer to do the same job for me please thanks thanks so much I only want a coder that knows about torrent sites and knows about search engine that when i upload my torrent ends up there......you must have that experience i am a private site not an open site.....the links i just showed you what private sites have done please do that for mine thanks......please

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    is a private site they are adverting there torrents on like this I would like the freelancer to do the same job for me please thanks thanks so much I only want a coder that knows about torrent sites and know this sort of job thanks....I also have a torrent site and its private......I would like the same thing done thanks.... you must have experience for this type of job thank you

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    We are filming a movie in Romania and our script is written in English. We need to translate into Romanian and also make the jokes/lines make sense in Romanian. We are looking to hire someone of Romanian/Moldovan background who is a native speaker of the language and understands the culture

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    Trophy icon E-Book Cover Tamat left

    Hello We need an e-book cover for our lead magnet for the homepage of our website. The Book is called: The 10 Questions To Ask When Choosing A Conveyancer. One of our competitors has a book cover which we like which can be seen at www.conveyanicngforce.com.au. I have attached the image so you know the style we are looking for. It needs to have our logo on the cover which can be found at: at the top of the site.

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    We are filming a movie in Romania and our script is written in English. We need to translate into Romanian and also make the jokes/lines make sense in Romanian. We are looking to hire someone of Romanian/Moldovan background who is a native speaker of the language and understands the culture.

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    Hi, We're going to run a lead magnet that is a software that runs self checks and based on that, it will go through a simple sum formula that will give the final score. Along with the score, it's going to show simple recommendations. That's going to send a call-back with json to our server, like the result of the report. All the checks are the following: Unnecessary Network Services Windows is updated Updated Microsoft Office Updated antivirus Antivirus signatures updated File and share permissions that give up everything to everyone Lack of malware protection Lack of personal firewall protection Drive Encription (Bitlock) Guest User Enabled Remote access enabled Check easy system passwords + 6 multiple options (radio and checkbox kind) That should be able to run...

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    ...particular campaign is $1,200 total, and I’m aiming for about a 2-week run as a trial period. I will be targeting luxury retreat leaders and wellness coaches, consultants, and workshop leaders. I’ve got a lot of data on my target market including job titles, education, brands they follow, tools they use, interests, and FB groups they participate in. I want to attract cold audiences using my lead magnet and blog posts, and then retarget warm audiences with book a call ads. I’d need you to make sure my Pixel is correctly implemented and that any conversion goals are properly set up within my Ads manager. I’m seeking a campaign manager I can work with over the long run if we decide to continue working together. You must be able to track daily and turn o...

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    Hello! I need an idea of how to charge a capacitor when a the voltage is in decay on a sinus voltage wave form( only the positive side). The blue part of the image. I need to conserve that energy somewhere, look at the blue side of the image. I can't do it in a capacitor. It is produced by magnet over coil. PS: Its just a bad drawing, nothing is child proof, I need an idea of how to conserver that ( blue on the image ) energy somehow(eg. condenser, battery, etc) or at least much of it. Thank you for your time! I can reward 100$, depending of the percentage of energy saved.

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    Need a corporate branding package for Business Card Design, Brochure Design, Letterhead Design, Postcard Flyer, and Car Magnet. Designs would need to be completed within one week. Need completed by Oct 10th.

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    Neep android mobile app like Samosa, roposo, funny jokes, status Quotations, whatsapp status shares. anybody already developed the app, those only reply... remaining all developers who can start from the scratch keep silent, we have developers we can do...

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    Magnet tasarim Tamat left

    Polyester magnet üretimi için model tasarimi

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    ...contraption is to keep constant the force that is required to pull this inner electromagnet upwards. The force needed to pull this inner electromagnet upwards CAN NOT CHANGE. So, let's say the pulling force must be 10 [N] of force. You would need to create an equation that determines the amount of current flowing through each electromagnet so that the pulling force must be 10[N] in order to move the magnet upwards. But this is where things get tricky. As the inner electromagnet is pulled upwards, it induces a current on the outer electromagnet and therefore the current going through the outer electromagnet must change in order to keep the magnetic force between the magnets the same. So, the real goal of this project is to derive two equations that determines the current...

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    My father recently passed and I am not the best writer I want a speech that will hold up to his name and legacy no pressure though I want it to be happy and funny as my dad was famous for some terrible dad jokes. He was an increadible lawyer and photographer (some very provacative) but an amazing father. I would like to be a part of this process so please help me. Thanks! Will gladly provide good content I would like to see who is out there first

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    lead magnet Tamat left

    i would like someone to create an ebook for me, im a network marketer but im having a hard time getting quality prospects

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    I have the design I need it placed as a pdf

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    Trophy icon Magnet Poster Tamat left

    Hi I would like a design for a magnet that will go on a freezer. This will go to a school environment so please be creative. Please follow directions this is a very simple project, but would like the layout to be the most creative part. I am including the files, plus logo I need placed as well. Thank you let me know if you have any questions. Size needed is 36" Inches Wide by 19 1/2" Inches top to bottom 1. Gather all files I provide and use them how you like. 2. Add background, design or borders if it looks good. 3. Add text on the bottom of poster magnet...."School Fundraising Inquiries call 714.323.9305" 4. Finished file needs to be Art CMYK 5. .25" Inches Bleed with Crop Marks 6. Final file has to be a PDF file This is a fast ...

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    Comedy writer Tamat left

    Do you like to write dark, burlesque and absurd humor? Are you good at seeing humor where other people see tragedy? Then this project may be for you. We're looking for 3-4 writers that can write out funny situations and dialogues. We need the jokes to be as universal as possible. Payment per page.

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    comedy writers Tamat left

    comedy writing - sketches and jokes for videos

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    Hello, I have 3 images that I have attached. I need the background removed from them in Photoshop, and sent back to me at their original size against a transparent background. This job is on a strict time deadline, I need it done today. There are no design skills required for the job, but you need to be very skilled at using the photoshop magnet tool to cut out the bottle with clean lines. When you bid the project, please include a message that says you can get it done today, so that I know you have read the requirements. Thanks

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    ...other informative authority websites (Wikipedia etc) * Internal links interlinking website * Bold and italic areas picked out of the content to bring the content alive * Optimise article for 1 long tail keyword * Link a lead magnet either in the content or in the sidebar * Imbedded videos or GIFs or Infographics (optional) Each article that we layout on our content calendar has a link to an article for inspiration and research.   Job Offer: 5 to 7 cents per word With an average of 500 words needed per article. $25-35 per article! With potential of several lead magnet content pieces to create such as “Your 2019 Guide to Property IFISA’s in the UK!” Please apply with links to a portfolio of your work in the finance/real estate Niche. This should be ...

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    ...They also need to relate to veteran owned businesses. For example, the impact that veteran owned businesses have on the local community. Or how supporting veterans is supporting America that type of stuff. It doesn’t have to be all serious. I just need something engaging that will lead to people taking advantage of my subscription service. Two of the blogs need to have a call to action to my lead magnet which is a small directory of veteran owned business which we will be releasing quarterly. For social media I will need. 30 engaging post. These can be a few words, a link to a video or some sort of content that has a call to action or question at the end that asks for a response. If you need to see some previous post for inspiration then look at my facebook page at

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    My grandmother has been delivering flyers door to door for cold leads...alittle scarcity. It worked well for a few months giving her a really good ROI. However that is the extent of my abilities and i am looking for someone to inject there skills into the website, offer, ad strategy, marketing, copywriting. I dont really know which route to go so I need you to give me a clear brief on how you would accomplish my goal. I have $518 CAD to work with which is about $7USD.... Jokes ($400 USD) I have google analytics and ive had a fb pixel for along time. I know her business is obscure and some of you may even disagree with what she does, but i assure you that she is an great grandmother. This just happens to be what she has done for decades. Lets get grandma paid!

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    Dreamz Marketing Magnet The Blue – Eyed Personality of Marketing We Are Dreamz Internship & Management Service (DIMS) The Oldest Unit Of Dreamz Enterprise Group Is A New Age Organization That Uses Innovative Thinking To Impart Skill Development And Growth Opportunities In The Areas Of Management Workshops, Placement Services, Financial Planning, And Wealth Advisory. With Expertise In A Variety Of Domains, We Aid You In Climbing The Ladder Of Both Professional And Financial Success. Across Sectors, Our Organization Seeks To Support And Facilitate Early-Age Professionals To Hone Their Career Management, Work-Based And Employability Skills. We Also Offer Secure Financial and Investment Services For All Sections of the Society. The Idea Behind Dreamz Enterprise Group&rs...

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    I have built a website backend scraping torrents - doesnt actually host any - viewable at www.torrentosaurus.com. What I need is the front end tidied up to look like I also want coin hive POW recaptcha used before any magnet becomes available to click. i.e. you click coin hive recaptcha and then the link becomes active I will provide the current pages as follows: index = main page. new = all other pages footer = attached to index and new. You can reference the site for how the javascript populates the templates. Java script is added by the backend and should be the last script entry on the page. javascript functions can be modified if needed. the backend inserts calls the functions so the function names and arguments should not be changed. I look forward to seeing this progr...

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    I am a busy entrepreneur who operates a small virtual assistance services agency, based in Wisconsin, US looking for a responsible VIRTUAL ASSISTANT who is comfortable multi-tasking. Ideally have the following skills and experience: - customer/client interaction -- via email and phone (must have excellent English - written and spoken) - understands marketing concepts like: lead magnet, sales funnels, autoresponders, landing pages, email campaigns, etc. - Wordpress experience to maintain and install blogs and new content - eye for design to do general graphics needed for social media, landing pages, etc...using Canva or Adobe, for example - project management software/apps - project management - is organized and knows how to properly follow up with clients and vendors - lead generati...

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    Hi Priya. How are you? I require a website to be built for a product of ours and wondering if you could assist? The product is a truck fill station (you know like the ones on the side of the road, big pipe, pours water in top of wat...the ones on the side of the road, big pipe, pours water in top of water cart truck) It is to be fairly simple in its entirety, no payment system as of yet and to begin with we will not even be listing prices. I have written a rather in depth list of requirements for it in the way of how it is intended to be percieved but will spare you the time reading it until ive roped you in a bit more. Jokes aside, is this something you are experienced in and could see yourself completing. Id love to see some of your completed work if at all possible. Than...

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    Hey Dankova, How are you? I require a website to be built for a product of ours and wondering if you could assist? The product is a truck fill station (you know like the ones on the side of the road, big pipe, pours water in top of ...the ones on the side of the road, big pipe, pours water in top of water cart truck) It is to be fairly simple in its entirety, no payment system as of yet and to begin with we will not even be listing prices. I have written a rather in depth list of requirements for it in the way of how it is intended to be percieved but will spare you the time reading it until ive roped you in a bit more. Jokes aside, is this something you are experienced in and could see yourself completing. Id love to see some of your completed work if at all possible. Than...

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    Hey Karuna :) How are you? I require a website to be built for a product we recently have designed and fabricated the prototype for, wondering if you could assist? The product is a truck fill station (you know like the ones you ma...ones you may or may not have seen, big pipe, pours water in top of water cart truck) It is to be fairly simple in its entirety, no payment system as of yet and to begin with we will not even be listing prices. I have written a rather in depth list of requirements for it in the way of how it is intended to be perceived but will spare you the time reading it until i've roped you in a bit more. Jokes aside, is this something you are experienced in and could see yourself completing. Id love to see some of your completed work if at all possible. ...

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    Hey! I just purchased a vector file from and need to just edit it a little bit. heres a video i made: The New Text Will Be: INSURANCE Client Magnet im not really worried about everything down below, just need the main core logo done quickly and cheaply as possible. Thanks for checking out the gig, looking forward to hopefully working on many more projects together!

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    ...expatriate. I already have domain, hosting and Bridge template to build my web for Wordpress. I had a bad experience with a programmer and now I have the web bogged down, without a clear structure and with a very unattractive design, with very poor quality images. The texts of the web are already ready, although I still have to continue writing contents for the internal blog and finish the Lead magnet. I need a professional and elegant website, entirely in Spanish, that allows me to convert. In principle, I will need a home page and another 5 pages (About me / Work with me / Free guide / Blog / Contact). The theme of payment gateway or chat can be for a later stage of design. I would also need the design of a logo for my website, insertion in social networks and an initial SE...

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    Would like to have our logo + fish at the bottom, phone # up top - 850-496-1843 with our website at the bottom 850-496-1843 Please view our website here to get an idea of our style: (please use white version - feel free to change color to blue I do not like the colored version of logo attached) Also attach...change color to blue I do not like the colored version of logo attached) Also attached a sample image, I would like something similar (cleaner though not so many fish all over the image, above should be our phone number, below maybe a school of fish with seaweed like on our website with a starfish maybe , some bubbles going up) with our website over top. 24"x 12" please, they will cut outline of magnet out so be creative with this please :).

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