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    Hi prefectworld,BE VERY CAREFUL. THE DUPONT PROJECT IS A SCAM ARTIST. WILL ASK YOU FOR $100 IN i...CAREFUL. THE DUPONT PROJECT IS A SCAM ARTIST. WILL ASK YOU FOR $100 IN iTUNE CARD -- AFTER WASTING 2 HOURS OF YOUR TIME IN A FAKE JOB INTERVIEW ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS. THIS IS NOT JOKE. THEY ARE SCAMMERS. IT JUST HAPPENED TO ME. DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED.

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    I ne...and/or being outdoors. These t-shirts will be part of my new store promo launch and I need them to be unique and quirky (maybe funny) with illustrations, bold quotes and decent graphics that clearly convey the meaning or the joke. Designs presented on t-shirt mock-ups would be nice, but not required. Please let me know of any other questions.

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    Trophy icon Funny typo maternity swimsuit Tamat left

    Hi, I want to make a maternity swimsuit with funny writing on it. Example: "Warning big splash", "Save the whales" etc ONLY WRITING IDEAS, NO PHOTO NEEDED

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    ...weeks). First of all - the candidate MUST be someone who play's the game "Apex Legends". The mission is to go to Twitch/YouTube/Reddit (or anything else) and gather short clips of cool/funny/epic moments of the game. I need at least 10 minutes a day of videos, videos will be uploaded to a shared owned by me Dropbox. Please note this job is not as quite

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    I need a funny cartoon characterization of me (three poses). Each pose with a different set of clothing. The aim is for me to look like an old kind of crazy man and hopefully keeping some of my facial characteristics wearing slightly sloppy clothes. Three different poses. In color. First pose standing. Second pose sitting in a chair with my hands up

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    ...unique jokes and posting them (10 a day); the website to post to be will be given to the winning bidders. 1) Jokes should be unique, can be rewritten as long as the humor of the joke isn't lost. 2) If rewriting, try changing characters, places, scenarios etc. 3) No adult, racist, religions jokes etc.; they should be family friendly. 4) Jokes should have

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    I need a relatively cheap artist to recreate the image attacked below in what ever style they think will fit it best, it is only for a joke so there is no need for hyper detail or even the background for that matter.

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    Hi there! Thanks for checking this project out! I'm currently looking for someone that plays or knows League of Legends. All I want you to do is to gather the latest funny clips and send them to me. You can get the League of Legends clips off of Twitch or somewhere else. The clips has to be very recent!

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    funny video Tamat left

    i need funny video just like make jokes of

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    Looking for a FEMALE online personal assistant. Perfect candidate would be an EX CAM GIRL or someone that is open about ad...Bikinis, Corsets. The research needed is to do with design and ideas of adult nature and how they would mainly appeal to women. Please include either a recent photo or tell a joke to show that you actually read the entire post.

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    Hello. We need 30 different funny monsters for t-shirt printing. The images have to be .png/.ai delivered with transparent background (no pixelbugs). Style: cartoon, funny, colors, japan style, emotions, party, vector We will check for copycats. No payout if copyright is violated.

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    We have around 40 to 50 designs of funny socks that we need to get done. I will provide examples and a template. Must be experienced with photoshop and illustrator.

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    I want to develop new software with Banuba SDK, luxand SDK or like that. this app must include real time funny face filters. Can you give me more information and budget that project. Related Links [log masuk untuk melihat URL] [log masuk untuk melihat URL] Thanks,

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    Hello, i need funny illustrations of kamastura - 12 different images. Examples in attachment.

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    Hello We wanna know the price & time for a 3 min music video clip that based on a pretty basic / funny cute 3D character dancing around let's say something in that style (but different off-course) and with few more adjustments and few more scenes. Good Vibes

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    ...needing a video editted and out publicly by a certain time frame. So i am looking for a long term great editor that can put together some great/funny edits. I am a gaming video maker, I have a facecam, etc. I need funny edits... Could you provide that? Do you have any work that you've done like that? Like this; [log masuk untuk melihat URL]

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    One illustration for Oriental cultural joke is needed. 1/3 A4 size. Paint style. Please bid or contact only if you are specialised in the requested area.

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    Trophy icon Create a simple cartoon strip Tamat left

    I want to create a short and simple comic strip featuring two main characters, a man named Jeff and a man named Justin. This is a joke about what happened last Christmas assembling Jeff's kids Christmas gift. This should be made of cartoon charactertures of the real people, use the text below and provide a backdrop that makes sense for each scene.

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    I have a some money to get rid of in my Freelancer account. This is just a small project for a comedy joke but if you do a good job we can build a relationship and I'll have more work for you in the future. This is my first time using this site. I need one set of subtitles to come up when the women speaks and another set of subtitles in a different

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    Hello, Per our discussion. Please build out the flutter joke app.

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    Need to have your help creating a workout video that is funny then calls for action to help raise awareness for the fact that being overweight kills an estimated 300,000 Americans every year, that's 1 in 5 deaths. A good friend of mine recently passed away from a heart attack, so trying to raise awareness and talk about the benefits for getting healthy

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    Two images, two separate vectors (.ai). 1) NEO logo...jpg as shown on the shirt with the boy. It will print black only. Create black on transparent. 2) Find actual font or re-create from image brandi.jpg. The "k" in the word "joke" needs the little point improved. Create in black on transparent. Please indicate when you can have these finished by.

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    We’re looking for creative writers who can write scripts like this : [log masuk untuk melihat URL]

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    make funny videos for my channel. if you have past work videos link then send me your past work videos link so I will get idea about your talent. thanks. I will pay 200 inr for each video. each video length not more than 10 minutes

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    Jojo Merch Tamat left

    We are looking for people that love anime and mange and are fans (or know how to find fans..) of the Jojo...merch of Jojo's that we design ourselves. The designs are not the standard Jojo images you see on other websites. Our merch always include a beautiful image + internal fan joke. The result is an original meme that no Jojo fan can leave behind.

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    I want to make an explanatiory video with animation, graphics and actors for a concept baby diaper. The freelancer should have knowledge of film making, animation, graphics, dubbing and advertising. The script and idea is ready and we want someone who can work according to it.

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    ...The Colorado Guitar and Artist Showcase is intentionally named to utilize the acronym "GAS" which in guitar player parlance stands for "Guitar Acquisition Syndrome", an inside joke (I've got GAS!!) which does not necessarily need to be emphasized in the logo, but understand that it was done on purpose in case the opportunity to incorporate the double meaning

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    I have an small store so i want to print some labels but i need s cartoon character ( only face ) to place it near to my logo. So if you are good drawing its an easy task.

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    Consider the design of a database for a web site of jokes. Each joke is identified by a unique joke ID, a title, a description of the joke, the date the joke is posted, and a list of tags (each tag is a single word in lower cases). Only registered users can post, read, comment on jokes. Each registered user is identified by a user ID, a password, a

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    ... You must be fine in front of a webcam, with an excellent microphone for our meetings. Fluent conversational written English important however for the right creative person we may be able to resolve with primarily written english.. As you learn this role, there are opportunities to grow into new roles and responsibilities. Previous Experience We

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    ...upskill, upgrade, upsell, upsell help existing and new clients. You must be fine in front of a webcam, with an excellent microphone for our meetings. Fluent conversational English is a must - very important. As you learn this role, there are opportunities to grow into new roles and responsibilities. Previous Experience We are ideally seeking team members

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    My Twitch Channel (ShayK47) has a running joke with LUBE. Yes lube. haha! So I want my Badges based on LUBE. I will include my current emote, but I did them myself and they are poor quality and do not look great when on twitch as such a small size. So the key to this project is simplicity to create high quality. Uploaded Files: Current Images: I have

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    We have an in joke in my circle of friends about how pine gap isn’t a spy base, it’s a secret underground boatin lake. Therefore I would like to make a logo for the fictional “pine gap yacht club”. I’m thinking some combination of nautical flags that either spells something, or has lots of white circles (to represent the radomes). Or possibly something

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    Show evidence you can draw funny characters or creatures. Send ONLY ONE example (provide the URL) from your portfolio or I WILL NOT READ YOUR APPLICATION. If it's funny, I will contact you. I'm currently also hosting contests: https://www.freelancer.com.au/contest/Draw-funny-creatures-Up-to-payment-possible-1441514 [log masuk untuk melihat URL]

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    I need a thoughtful and impressive article written about importance of long term relationship. It has become a bit of joke for everyone including a lot of clients to write about ' i want to have a long term relationship' but they never follow / mean it almost ridiculing the actual importance it has. As always I make a honest effort to establish a truly

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    Design selection of 3 types of socks stylised & inspired from - Pink Floyd The Wall Album - Nirvana Nevermind Album - Pearl Jam Tem Album

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    Hey, Artists I want to hire someone who can make me some funny T-Shirt Designs with funny claims. It would be nice if the Claims were in German. get in touch with me

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    Hey, Artists I want to hire someone who can make me some funny T-Shirt Designs with funny claims. It would be nice if the Claims were in German. get in touch with me

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    Graphics artist needed for website pictures (10). Stock photos and description will be provided. Artist should create pictures based on description Pictures are to be printed on boxes Artist should be creative and have a sense of humor

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    Trophy icon Combine craig and yoda! Tamat left

    See attached a photo of my colleague. He is known as the 'Yoda' of our office. As a joke and ode to him, we'd like a picture where is face is blended into the body of Yoda from Star Wars. We will frame this and give it to him as a gift. This is your chance to be creative! Feel free to choose whatever design medium you'd like - photoshop, illustration

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    I need a short "about me" 500 words. (micro/simple)I have phrases/sentences already hashed up, but need it into good form. How much? I will upload my word document. This is what my "assignment" is: " You can write an article talking about your experience as a Core Measure Nurse, and how you came to where you are right now in your career. Include any

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    Trophy icon Create a Funny Character Tamat left

    ...to promo it with a character. This character is a teen between 12-17 years. a Very Smart boy his name is Brian. He has allot of knowledge of technology. We want to create a funny/cool looking character that will stick to your mind from the first time you see him. We also need each part from his body be delivered so we can animate in After Effects "

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    I am wanting to build this as a joke label for some friends so this is not something that has to be perfect or expensive. I want the label to have a mountain backdrop with a Rams head as the main logo. The name of the company will be "Ram Horns Brewing Co." and the beer name will be " Lead-Step Belgian White" the size restrictions are in the photo attached

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    Are you self-motivated? Are you a great researcher? Do you like to look for funny or humorous news? We're seeking freelancers who can send us links to "funny or humorous" news of the day in Canada and around the world. We will pay you $1 for every ten approved article links that you send us. Please send us four examples of articles published

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    I'm looking for an EXPERT ebook writer to write a 10000 words <Try Not To Laugh Challange Easter Joke Book for kids> with attached simple illustration inside. NOTE: WITH ATTACHED ILLUSTRATION Jokes need to be high quality and the humour there in is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf. Full payment upon completion 14 days upon project acceptance

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    Transcibers Tamat left

    ...use of Australian grammar and spelling is imperative. You must be fine in front of a webcam, with an excellent microphone for our meetings. Fluent conversational written English is a must - very important. As you learn this role, there are opportunities to grow into new roles and responsibilities. Previous Experience We are ideally seeking team members

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    I need some help putting together a design. It's an inside joke in my friend group that I want to put on a T-Shirt. This is not a huge merchandising project and I will in no way profit from this. The basic design goes as follows: The core of the design Is a Purple Cube(1). See the attached images. The part I need help with is to stylize and throw a

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