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    I need someone to write a funny and catchy script with a slogan for a 30 second video ad commercial for a breakfast Cereal. The video commercial will be in the form of an animated cartoon (Maybe a combination of both human and cartoon). The cereal is made up of light blue multi-vitamin chocolate covered cereal balls and multi-grain snow flakes cereal

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    Create a logo Tamat left

    Hello, I need help to create a logo for a community group. It's reference is that of a sorority/fraternity (inside joke). I've mocked up the design direction I'd like to go with.

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    I'm looking for 80 T-Shirt Designs Topic: funny 4000 x 4000 pixels transparent background, type .PNG paying 50€ for 80 designs

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    Im doing a Christmas present for a friend. He has a really old dog that we always joke has been apart of historical events. Im looking for someone who can photoshop a picture of the dog into around 20 photos.

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    I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [log masuk untuk melihat URL] [log masuk untuk melihat URL] What it should read.: Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change it! Happy with your ride? Consider a tip. Tipping makes you a rockstar but it is not required. Would you like to travel to Asia in Business Class for $600 Return - ask me how. Want to drive for...

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    I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [log masuk untuk melihat URL] [log masuk untuk melihat URL] What it should read.: Happy with your ride - consider a tip. Tipping is fantastic but not required. Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change it! Did you know - only super high rating scores make us eligible for for promotions - just one '4 Star rating�...

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    I NEED A VIDEO BUT THERE WILL BE NO BACKGROUND MUSIC OR ANY OTHER MATERIAL COPIED FROM OTHER SITES. TE VOICE SHOULD BE CLEAR. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHICH TYPE OF MATERIAL I REQUIRE. PLEAS DONT COPY FROM OTHER NOTE: VIDEO SHOULD BE ONLY IN HINDI LANGUAGES i also attach a sample video. You can see and make your own.

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    Funny project that will help other developers like you! Project goal: downladable javascript electron browser with special features helping to find source code samples, collect them and search for code snippets online. Features of the browser to be implemented: 1) Built- in search input that runs search on predefined sites using the following template:

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    Design unique, funny yet beautiful marriage invitation card

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    Trophy icon Draw 3 funny cartoon animals 19 hari left

    Win this contest for $5,000 - $10,000 project (initial job). 1. Draw 3 funny cartoon cats for young adult males 2. Make us laugh 3. Make it unique (rare), weird, silly - we don't want to see cats we've seen before You make us laugh, you win the prize but a huge job $$$. Simple. Please see the Brief and $300 package here: https://catboxcatbox

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    Trophy icon English Blog Tamat left

    ...from medical part as skin damages either from the beauty side of it is really watch out where u will proceed for a certain procedure cos as we all know that tattoo is not a joke , u can have diseases from this procedures and u can have scars from side of beauty Choosing the right person is a must before offering ur face to anyone! Instead , choose

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    HOJO-ASBESTY Tamat left

    Very basic. I have two raster images as referen...have them converted or re-created in Ai as vector-based art with some custom text so that they can be printed on a t-shirt as a gift. These are for personal use as an inside joke. These are both Asbestos warning signs (attached). This is a quick job. The font appears to be part of the Franklin family.

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    Hello fellow Freelancers! I am starting a new project and I need someone to provide a stereotypical Mexican comedy voice over. Think "Cheech & Chong" or "Speedy Gonzalez". This will be for a game I am making for Android/IOS. I would prefer a Mexican national to provide the voice over, but if you can do a good impression, that is ok too. The total length will be a couple hu...

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    I run a pet store where i sell blowers for dogs. [log masuk untuk melihat URL] I am looking for a designer who can draw dogs and create funny drawings/animations. I need 5-10 different ones which i can use for commercials and advertisements. I want something similiar to what i have uploaded. Example: 1. A dog getting blowed by a blower. The expression on

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    Looking for workers who can find and copywriter articles for me on a daily basis. No time wasters. also looking for copywriters to do similar articles to [log masuk untuk melihat URL] etc get in touch. I need someone on call daily to get the work done

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    Hello, My brand is about pet (dog and cat) and clothes, so I would like a logo for it. I want something eye catchy, funny but professionnal as well. Can you please send me different art designs so I can choose something and tell you more how I want the logo ? Because actually I don't have any ideas. We areperfectionnist inour country so I want something

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    We need someone to come up with slogan for our product. We need someone to create 3 x slogans to emphasise the three quality of our product 1) How quiet the product is (so quiet you don't even know it's there) 2) How energy efficient it is 3) How technologically advance it is Ideally you will write a few slogans for each quality and my team will vote and use the winning slogan. The sl...

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    Hello, I am looking for a creative and funny cartoonist/caricaturist to create an image that will be printed on a t-shirt that will be handed out to friends who attend the birthday celebration. I would like the colours to be vibrant and have a retro feel. The print should have dimension of 8.5 inches by 11.5 inches. The Project needs to be finalized

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    need funny diehard images funny pics funny short gifs need to be hilarious and die hard laughing

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    Write viral content about wtf facts, interesting facts, life hacks, celebrity facts, funny facts. The articles must contain like 10 wtf facts about banana's you didnt know. You have to make the reader curious about it. The articles need to be adding value to the reader his life so he might wanna share it on facebook.

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    I would like to create a picture similar to this one: [log masuk untuk melihat URL] Using link as a character (from legend of zelda) - Use either this image: [log masuk untuk melihat URL] or one of your own! Here are the pic to use: [log masuk untuk melihat URL] Good luck!

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    ...Details: ->The polar bear sigil described above should be used in the middle ->The house name should be "HOUSE TOBAL" ->The house motto should be "BRING ME PIE" (this is an inside joke) What I Need: ->A file with just the sigil in vector*, .psd and .jpeg (very high quality) format ->A file with the poster in vector*, .psd and jpeg (very high quality) ...

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    ...Duration of briefing should be between 15-30mins (exclude demo). - Every slides should include a script for the presenter (me). Bonus to have make it fun and include a bit of joke... i will try to read it word for word.... Content should focus on: 1) Quick intro to Cyber Security - Cyber threat landscape, wars are shifting towards cyber (eg. reason

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    I need video which is funny you can use 3d or 2d animation to create a short video. I want it to include a clean joke like advertising for a store saying all the negative things about the store like buy one get one less offer, think about the store before yourself or an airline which says we have 0 percent success rate. Ride us and never come back

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    The Funny Text Tamat left

    This website was a funny entertainment webpage. The website including more comedy and funny videos.

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    [log masuk untuk melihat URL] i want video like this or something similar or a brand new idea i can pay 50 dollars

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    ...2. MUST be able to deliver finished video within 24 hours of receiving link to files. 3. MUST have fast internet, Download + Upload speeds of at least 15Mb 4. MUST speak English VERY well 5. MUST know how to cut down raw footage to a nice fast paced video (no dead space, long pauses or repetitive/boring parts) 6. MUST reply within a few hours of receiving

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    ...2. MUST be able to deliver finished video within 24 hours of receiving link to files. 3. MUST have fast internet, Download + Upload speeds of at least 15Mb 4. MUST speak English VERY well 5. MUST know how to cut down raw footage to a nice fast paced video (no dead space, long pauses or repetitive/boring parts) 6. MUST reply within a few hours of receiving

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    Heya, I am looking for a video editor that will help me to create a funny video. The video would essentially be the same as the one below but in another niche: [log masuk untuk melihat URL] (you can also Google it "Donald Trump Says Billions And Billions And Billions"). I estimate the video to last only about 1-2 minutes. Thank you

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    Trophy icon I need some Graphic Design Tamat left

    I need some artwork d...(standard font set). I have the logos that need to go on the design already made. Examples of such back patches can be found online easily. The second patch design is kind of a joke design for a team member of mine in brazilian jiu jitsu. Basically I want a design of a squirrel in a kimono with "Squirrel BJJ" on the design.

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    video making Tamat left

    i want create joke video for my app

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    Neep android mobile app like Samosa, roposo, funny jokes, status Quotations, whatsapp status shares. anybody already developed the app, those only reply... remaining all developers who can start from the scratch keep silent, we have developers we can do...

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    1st EA: What needs to be done: (1) Check if the functionality of look at bull's lows only and look at bear's high only is...plus if a freelancer is capable of communicating VOIP on freelance's website or any free voice apps such as Skype,faceebok, gmail, or whatsapp. "I'm broke and it aint no joke," with only $60 as a budget for this project.

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    Trophy icon Build a logo Tamat left

    I need a logo for an annual camping trip that me and my buddies go on every year. As a joke, we loosely refer to ourselves as "The Firm" and the annual camping trip as "The Offsite". This year, the trip is to Asulkan Hut. Attached are two very amateur logos I made using Squarespace software ****** Update: I would like a Sasquatch featured, wearing

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    Search about funny story for kids

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    Draw 3 x funny cartoon characters - 3 funny cats. The funniest artist will join our team. Your job will be to provide ***hilarious facial expressions**** - you need to make adults laugh. But keep it cute. No human bodies. Try to make the cat bodies as unique as possible. THE WINNER WILL BE THE PERSON WHO CAN DRAW THE FUNNIEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, not

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    Search about funny story for kids

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    that's not a joke. i'm a newcomer to python programming and need help structuring it for my project. the script works fine, but the execution of the programming structure is weak. the task is to insert classes and functions and to implement common software development standards. The goal is to simplify the further development for future projects

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    We need a SEO Expert to rank better for our Online Shop [log masuk untuk melihat URL] Our objective is to increase the customers and sales Please give me some ideas about the strategy, Send us the detailed proposal and quotation, how you can achieve above objective

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    Hello, i am in need of a cheap editor who can produce a funny video within the video i will be sending i already have an idea of what i need and just need someone to put it all together

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    Trophy icon logo for snowmobile club Tamat left

    Im in search of a logo for our parody snowmobile club. Our club is...logo I would like Meadow Mulisha and Steamboat springs, Co above and below or around the logo . I would like a image of a snowmobile making a turn in a meadow. This is a fun joke club so I would like the logo to be a bit cheesy. colors im thinking just black and white for the image .

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    Trophy icon A simple GIF image Tamat left

    What is needed is an animated GIF showing a female figure of "Death" in a red cloth. The figure is "moving" (i.e. levitating)and cutting off (male huma...face and should reach about 10 centimeters (if real-height) under her shoulders. [Yes I do realize that this definition is very very vague] That's just about it. This is a joke-gift for a friend.

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    ...people who are going to "try it out". No dabblers allowed here. You must be open to getting trained on exactly how our systems and processes work. MUST like having fun and can joke and laugh with the business owers To begin, you must be willing to put a minimum of two hours a day (most work at least 5 hours a day) in on every single weekday. This is a

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    Round 2 is now closed

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    hello I need a 5 minute hindi original funny video , vines group story any type of video (Removed by Freelancer.com Admin)

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    ...trends and capitalism growth, so please keep the writing interesting and not boring informatic drool) Be sure to list factual points and not internet rumors . Also include a short intro about the entire article and facts that are presented, nothing rehashed by itself but just a warm overview of some of the main problems that are encountered. DO NOT LIST:

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    I need a logo designed. Smart Ass Toys is company name. Use a donkey in it. The city and state that needs to be on it is Glen Rose, TX

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    Hi I need some efficient and experienced video script writer for comedy videos. it should be funny and appealing and should be written in hindi pronunciation but English words. it is a long term project

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