Looking at the other bids so far, I can very well GUARANTEE that I am the best writer for this job, due to my very thorough training and practice in one of the courses, I follow at university.
However, I won't be able to do the job for three reasons:
1) In my experience with this site, nobody bothers to read these descriptions.
2) The salary, I would get from this job for 6-8 hours of work, is what I would get for 1 hour in Denmark.
3) I simply do not have the time.