Looking for Aussie copywriter who can write 505 love liners with advices for lovers for following categories HER, HIM, PAIR. You need to be Australian native speaker because it is very important to speak the same language with teens and adults.
Advice = 1 sentence = appx 10 words
Like LOVE IS chewing gum ([url removed, login to view])
It has to be an useful (may be funny) advice, what to do but not just a phrase
4 sub-categories for 3 category. 42 advices x 4x3 + bonus 1 = 505 advices