Hi
I wish to bid on your project, and I'd like to offer you my congratulatons on finding the the 'Very Best Writer'. I'm in the UK, born and bred in the south-east of England, and have a wide writing experience. I have written more than 50,000 quiz questions for various companies in recent times, and I'm a regular contributor to the world football website insidefutbol.com. I have an Honours Degree from the Open University, and I possess excellent grammar and writing skills.
I have pleasure in attatching an article I wrote for the humorous website [login to view URL], under the pen-name Purple Monkey Dishwasher (it's a long story!)
Many thanks for your consideration,
David Showell
LAST CHOIR STANDING
This programme represents everything that’s bad about contemporary television. We’ve had (lack of) talent shows, dancing, dancing on ice, Pop Idol, Football Idol, Vacuum Cleaner Idol and Walking In A Straight Line Idol. We’ve made celebrities out of people who can knock up an omelette or dig a bleeding garden. Now we have choirs prancing about like boy bands on valium, being judged by semi-nobodies from the Z-List. I can only assume the Jobcentres are now empty. In between the dreadful songs, if you listen carefully you can hear the chink, chink noise of someone scraping the barrel.