348472 Creation of pears / nuts image

This job is for a creation of a "logo" if you will of two nuts that kind of resemble two pears. When I say "nuts" I mean of the male gentiala. They should resemble a pear (the fruit) more than anything, but still give off the "nut" feeling. This is for a t-shirt. It is supposed to be funny and play on words. The image should be appropriate enough the high school studnets can wear it to school if they want, but still play on the words "nuts" and "pears". Under the "objects" will be the words "Grow a pair". It should arc from left to right. Kind of going in a half circle from one side to the other side. I do not want it to be a straight line under the images. I will need to see mock up designs before I pick the winner. I have to make sure I am getting what I am requesting before I pick. I have had a lot of bad experiences in the past, and the boss wants to see teh creations before we pay before hand. You can put any watermark you want to on the image so long as I can still see the image and I know what it is. I WILL NOT PICK ANYONE WHO DOES NOT PROVIDE A MOCK UP OF THE IMAGE. I WILL DELETE THE MESSAGE AND MOVE ON! Thank you and good luck!