Translate approximately 380 sentences from English into Hindi. They are jokes in the style of horoscopes, where the surprise ending is often negative. They will be spoken by software called the Talking Moose, to a computer user. The user's gender is known by the algorithm, and some of the sentences will need male and female versions. Maybe the whole thing needs male and female versions.
You must be a native speaker of Hindi, and tell me where you currently live.
Once accepted, I will send the text by email, you will need to edit it in a texteditor UTF-8 text format, and send it back to me by email.