Time Machine Needed

No probs. I made some sketch. http://web.archive.org/web/19981202230410/http://www.google.com/

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I must say this is amusing! LET ME BUILD IT! =].. lol, but why not something like microsoft? ebay, yahoo, aol =]

I have already built a time machine. I am actually from the year 3017 where a computer is already as big as a penny. In 3017, humans are living peacefully with aliens, and the world is still alive. If you wish to consi Lagi

Best thing I have seen all day!!

Dear sir! If you read or see 'And the Thunder Claps' you can assume that this project require at least 7 years and $150.000.000 budget. Please increase your range LOL!

Haha... I have one built in chocolate for you, you want it? :=P

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ha, this was a very nice post. i am glad gaf has left this on for everyone to enjoy! time machine would be great. good luck!

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Can do it....pm me for more details

We will need a monkey for testing. My $300 fee includes the monkey.

This project requires four stages. The first step ($125) is a time capsule. We will place you in the capsule and then bury you. This stage of the project requires 1 day, and the bid includes saltines and water, enou Lagi