VA Accounting/Product Managing/Product Making

I need someone who can do ALL the below: 1) design products 2) upload designs/products on high traffic sites like ebay, amazon, tradekey etc (very long list) 3) upload videos 4) keep my books (accounting) 5) manage and keep up with what places are most profitable and take products or discontinue with any that are not 6) write articles to submit to newspapers/news channels 7) make videos viral 8) write books after doing research via scholar material related to a topic and point to be made that I give 9) make a book cover design for the book 10) make education videos teaching people 11) Be a team with my internet marketing and development team I need a long term team of people. If you are with a business with many of you in the team, and able to do everything as a team, please propose a deal. My best budget is with $2-$4 an hour. I put the requirements of teaching videos, the list of sites where the products/videos are to be put/uploaded for sell, and and example of a recent product I designed. Look at everything. In the proposal tell me "I can do everything you named" or I will not consider you. Then make a list of them, and any additional things you can do. Please know the creations, books, articles, products, etc are going to my business property. Therefore, if you leave at some point in time, I own it. In addition to paying you in a way we agree, I will also share the profits as a bonus.