Got some easy work for you. I'm swamped with work. I'd like you to find me one of those free Joomla themes. I need it to be black. Then you'd just put it on the site, place a jpeg logo in the header and a few words I'll give you.
This should be done quick and you will be paid the same ...quick.
The layout of the site must look correct when you are done and no signatures on the design.