I need 10K views for my YouTube video. I don't want the views all at once. They should build over one month.
Preference will be given to provider who can demonstrate ability to maximize USA views.
Preference will be given to provider who can demonstrate ability to get at least 100 REAL and THOUGHTFUL comments written in proper American English. Most of the comments currently on the video are worthless repetitions of things like "Too funny. Ha ha." If I get 100 more of those, I will not leave good feedback.
If you use improper techniques (e.g. viewer bot), you will not be paid.
If your efforts suspend my account you will not be paid. If my counter is stuck, you will be paid after it unsticks.
If you read my feedback, you will find that this will be a super-easy transaction between us, as long as you play by the rules.
I will give preference to any bidders who enter the phrase "toaster oven" in their bid. Why? Well, it's not because I love toaster ovens. I don't. Rather, I don't pay ANY attention whatsoever to automated "cut-and-paste" bids. I don't care how long you've been in business or how many dedicated people you have working for you in satellite offices around the world. If you don't bother reading my project, you don't deserve to win it. Communication between us is essential and it starts with the bid.
Finally, I'll give preference to bidders who've read far enough into this bid to understand that I will soon need an integrated YouTube, Facebook, and website "Like" and view campaign. If you bid low on this job and can do that other work too, later, then we'll become fast friends and business associates.