150060 similies and metaphors list

I need a list of royalty free similies and royalty free metaphors. I'd like them delivered in an excel sheet with each simile/metaphor on a new row. The simile/metaphor will be in one column. The adjacent column should contain a word or 2 describing the the context of that simile/metaphor ie. what it relates to. Please bid according to how many you can provide. These will be used in sales letters, articles, etc... to add as much vivid imagery as possible to what the writer is writing, which could be about anything so the lists will have to be about general concepts.