URGENT - BUSINESS CARD DESIGN

Hi, need front and back of business card designed URGENTLY - within 2 days!!!! If you cannot perform this project within 2 days - do not apply! I have a specific idea in mind - and would like 2/3 samples of it. Set amount $35USD via Paypal. Payment on completion only. Specific Idea: Main objective for business cards is for them to be memorable/stand out. My idea was to have a cartoon image of a person with a net catching money notes and/or dollar signs. Or maybe even a cartoon figure of a person running down the street catching lots of money with a net? But the cartoon figure needs to hold a calculator and maybe some papers/documents/folders to show that he/she is an accountant! Don't want to make it too crowded/squashy - just want to get the point across. And maybe have a tag line along the bottom saying "Let Us Catch All Your Claims" If you do find a cartoon image of a woman with black hair that would be awesome! Please only apply if you understand the above and can do within 2 days. Thanking you