internet marketing

I will never pay upfront. so do not bid if you cannot continue without upfront. only bid if you can perform following (lowest price wins): 1. I need an exact filestube site. what is your best price for scraping all data from filestube, site development (I can help only 100% page design + page code I can provide), site complete seo for 10 keywords to rank at top 1 position - I need perfect complete price? 2. you have to bring my video to youtube home page (USA). price you will offer showing/keeping that video on home page for continuous for 24 hours time. If more time stays you will get more money, if less time stays you will get less money. No payment if video does not stay for 1 hour time. 3. I need 1 million facebook app users from USA, Australia, Bangladesh only. all profiles must be real and have at least 200+ friends. 4. I need 800k facebook likes from bangladesh only. all profiles must be real and at least 200+ friends. 5. I have targeted/specific 100k USA facebook users. You have to bring them to my facebook app so they will be user of my app. what is your best price for that? 6. What is your best price for 100 forum posting on 100 forum sites? I will provide contents to post. 7. I have many photo or posts that need shares. what is your best facebook share price per 1k share? those share need to be from USA, australia or bangladesh I will tell you. same way I may need photo/post likes and comments too if possible. those posts/photos are public view available. 8. what is your best price for sending 10 million emails? 9. what is your best price for taking app to facebook app center top place (trending/popular etc.)? 10. If you can make amazing bot for youtube/facebook or any marketing purpose I am interested to hear from you. 11. What is your best price for sending 10,000 facebook messages ongoing work? must have to show me proof that all messages posted and not failed. I can only pay for posted inbox messages. 12. what is your best price for 100 press release article/news posting to USA newspapers and some other sites? 13. there are more works, just I need perfect service provider and no time wasters please.