Need Experienced Wordpress/PHP Programmer for Humor Blog!

My website is a humor site, more like a blog where I post memes and funny pictures from the internet. I use wordpress for the blog so I need someone that is really experienced with Wordpress and that can get things done quickly! I need someone that also has graphic design experience, I need some someone that can make simple tweaks to the design if I want something changed! The MOST IMPORTANT thing I am looking for is someone that can MEET DEADLINES and can DELIVER ON TIME! I've worked with many programmers before, the good and the bad, that always took way longer than they said they would. If you can not meet your own deadlines, I'm not interested in working with you. I'm looking for someone that I can get along with and can handle other wordpress projects I have. I want someone that I can work with LONG-TERM. My website is YUNOLOL.com. Examples of similar websites are [login to view URL] and 9gag.com. People visit these sites when they're bored or just looking for a good laugh. Here are the things I would like done on the website: - I have a design in place for the website, but need some work done because it's not looking too much like the original design. (I'll get into detail when I choose someone for this job, the changes are very minor) - The main thing I want done is to implement a meme generator and rage comic maker on the website. A same copy of the one, [login to view URL], has done. I have another programmer working on this project that is taking longer than I expected. If this project can be completely quick, I have other projects I want to start on. Message me if you have any questions! Thank you!