Simple Wordpress Site

This is a simple Wotdpress design for s site that I need made quickly. This is a time sensitive project that needs to be done in less than a week. So if you feel that you cannot finish it in time, then please do not bid. I need a custom theme designed around video-game girls and booth babes from trade shows. I need alot of ad spaces in between posts and above headers and to the right and left. I need a simple custom sexy design theme with the abililty to vote on the booth babe from 1-10. That is it! Simple enought? Best of luck to all!