MS certified MCP's Help Needed for 1 Hour

We are trying to get our ms certification in a hurry and would like to pay for some help. We need to be able to add 2 ms certified MCP's to our profile as well as have someone take an online test ( on a Site ). the online test is 1 hour long and is 18 questions about the subject matter that was reviewed. If you are strong in ms things this might be really quick. Thanks for any help in advance I can Around $100 - $200 for 1 Hour Job ( Answering 18 Questions and certifications are Must Required)