short dramatic voice recording--2 actors needed

I need you to produce either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN for an audio recording of a few lines. This audio is for a low-budget, serio-comic film. It may be used in another film as well. IMPROV ENCOURAGED! PLEASE REMEMBER: You are asked to record either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN. FULL DISCLOSURE: This film has other scenes that I am sure will be considered offensive to many women and Christians, although others viewers may see it as raising valid theological and social issues in an original, cerebral, educational, high-concept, albeit edgy comic venue. (Your scene is not comparatively controversial in that respect). Your role would be either the man or the woman. THE COMPLETE SCRIPT (restaurant scene) MAN: It's wonderful to finally meet you. WOMAN: Thank you. WOMAN: You’re writing me a check?!? What do you take me for? I'm not a prostitute, you pig!! I thought this was a date! MAN: Omigosh! No! I'm SORRY. I HONOR you. I’m SO sorry. But I saw you were wearing this cross--and it reminded me: I gotta pay the Indians rent. (bedroom scene) WOMAN: Honey, are you coming to bed? MAN: Coming. MAN: The goddamn fucking Indians!!!! —————————————————————————— Here is a link to an audio file my performance of the man and the woman so you can hear what I'd like you to sound like emotionally: [login to view URL]